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Gaga goes gaga, takes down Swift

Fans rejoice after country-girl attack at Grammy's
After a huge upset Jan. 31 at the Grammy's, pop sensation Lady Gaga is behind bars in the Los Angeles County Detention Center. Those in attendance of the award ceremony said they saw Gaga's face turn beet red the second Taylor Swift accepted the Grammy for Album of the Year.… Post the First Comment

Apple unleashes new apps, Plan B

Apple unleashes new apps, Plan B
Doing all that it can to stay ahead of the game, Apple is introducing a slew of new iPhone applications. This comes on the heels of the immediately successful iPad. Having conquered the app world, the iPhone allows users to do everything from drink fake Heinekens to hunt ghosts leaving many users to wonder, what's next? One new app will be the Breathalyzer test.… Post the First Comment

Hairy Fairy looking for love, wax job in all the wrong places

Hairy Fairy looking for love, wax job in all the wrong places
I am living the high life, but I need a trim. Would anyone care if the Hairy Fairy got a shave or even a wax? I feel my past conquests have been left with a little too much floss in their teeth, so my new look, will be smooth, sensual and fairytastic. Smooth and mellow like coconut cream.… Post the First Comment

SUFAC fed up, paperwork filed to prove it

After months of torment from the campus newspaper's humor section, the Segregated University Fee Allocation Committee has filed a formal request to no longer appear in the Off the Wall section of Fourth Estate. Much like student organizations filing budget requests, SUFAC Chair Lyndsy Beckett submitted a five-page proposal outlining why they should not be mentioned in Off the Wall.… Post the First Comment

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