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Q: I was wondering, are there any romantic places on campus to take a date?… Post the First Comment

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Aries (March 21-April 19) -- Today is a 7 -- Although communication comes from unique directions today, ignore it. Change is never a good thing. Buy American. Taurus (April 20-May 20) -- Today is a 4 -- A radish isn't a radish until it is planted. As long as you keep these things in mind, the penguins will stay away.… Post the First Comment

News Briefs

New study to investigate Wisconsin's persistent production of douche bags A new panel formed by Gov. Jim Doyle will set out in late November to investigate Wisconsin's long history of producing morally reprehensible people. The panel, a long time coming according to many analysts, will go beyond the famous faces, such as Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer and Kato Kaelin and investigate why, in general, people from America's heartland can be such douche baggervances.… Post the First Comment

Mayor Jim Schmitt to change name of all Green Bay toilets to 'Favres'

After last Sunday's Packer game, where the Packers were handed a second loss by Brett Favre and the Vikings, Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt announced Nov. 2 that all of the toilets in all public restrooms in Green Bay are to be referred to as "Favres" for the remainder of the football season.… 1 Comment

Hey, were you aware that the State legislature passed a bill concerning texting while driving?

Hey, were you aware that the State legislature passed a bill concerning texting while driving?
I don't know if you're aware of the new state legislation, but it is now illegal in Wisconsin to send text messages while you're behind the wheel? Yeah, seriously. … Post the First Comment

Off the Wall joke running dangerously thin

It has been reported by a number of turned-off readers of the Fourth Estate that a joke in the Off the Wall section has been running dangerously thin as of late. The joke, a strange and frankly tiring spoof involving the OTW section going green, subtly mocking the school's "sustainability" word of the year while at the same time biting the hand of anyone that came near it has really gotten to be more of a "laugh at you thing" than a "laugh with you thing.… Post the First Comment

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